Christopher Meloni - man of my dreams?!

Well, by now you all know I'm prone to dreaming about all sorts of celebrities...but even this one surprised me! I had the most tawdry, nasty sex dream about Law & Order: SVU's Christopher Meloni. Really?! OK...he's not bad looking and this past season on SVU, they did try to "sex" him up by showing him without his shirt (Pecks Ahoy!). Also, I can kind of see how his 'bad boy' vibe could be sexy, but honestly I had never much thought about him in that way before. So this dream really came out of nowhere.

What I found the most insane about my dream is that it was plain disgusting! He took me to some kind of funky sex toys/adult video store in a very bad part of town. He flashed his badge and took me back behind this curtain which led to a room full of changing rooms (like you'd find at the Gap or something). The place was, in a word -disgusting! People were in some of the "rooms" doing their, um, business...and you could see their feet and heads! He shoves me into one of the empty ones and I remember thinking - What? I don't even rate a by the hour hotel room? It had to be one of the most nasty, gross places I'd ever been in! Yet there we were going at it like two dogs in heat! It was very nasty - but in a "WOW! I never had it so good!" way. LMAO

So there you go! Anyone who would like to analyze my dream...please feel free. I hope it doesn't mean that deep down I'm really some tramp who wants to be at the mercy of some dominant authority figure. Just what I need! :o)

The funny thing is now I can barely watch SVU - which ticks me off because it is my all-time favorite of the Law & Order series. I also made the mistake of telling my hubby about the dream. No, he didn't get the hint and show up at my door, badge in hand... instead when it comes on, Brian just gives me a smirk and asks if I want to be alone! Ugh!

Also, I recently learned that Meloni played a gay man in the HBO series, OZ. I never watched it before because we've only ever had Showtime in the past. I should have known Meloni would have some sort of GLBT ties if I was interested in him. What a life!